The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games:
Downside 22: When wardrobe malfunctions inevitably happen, covering oneself with hands is a challenge.
Can-Do Candice:” The hell is tha--“
Queen Pequenas’ minion Corgi: [grabs shirt off of Candice] “Queen P says eat a bag of dicks Cow-Tits!!!!”
Can-Do Candice: “[looks down] EEEEEPPPP!!!! How did you even get my shirt off without--HOOOOWWWWW!!!!!”