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The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games: 21

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games: 

Downside 21: climbing along steep edges is difficult because of scraping and balancing issues.

Can-Do Candice:” Almost…OW! Almost…OW! Almost…OW! Almo--“

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games: 20

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games: 

Downside 20: Going downhill at any speed, if not careful, can lead to disaster.

Can-Do Candice:” Easy, easy, easy-- One step at a time, almost, al--DAMMIT!!!”

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games: 19

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games: 

Downside 19: Eating a Power-Up Mushroom can lead to adverse and unwanted side effects.

Can-Do Candice:” Don’t know what I expected to happen eating this, considering how shit these last few days have been…”

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games: 18

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games: 

Downside 18: Trying to hurt an enemy may hurt you instead.

Can-Do Candice:” Got y--OOOMMMPPFF”

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games: 17

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games: 

Downside 17: Increased inertia makes hard or sudden stops next to impossible

Can-Do Candice:” whooooooooopppppppp… NO, NO, NO, N-- fuck Newton”

[falls]

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games: 16

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games: 

Downside 16:wearing a breastplate or light armor is next to impossible.

Can-Do Candice:” Im ready!”

Sam Sam:”Are you sure this is gonna help? I mean, this is the biggest armor we have and it doesn’t fit you”

Can-Do Candice:”*gasp gasp*”

Sam Sam:”hold on--im pulling as hard as I can!!!”

Can-Do Candice:”*gasp gasp--” [passes out]

Sam Sam:”Candice, CANDICE!?!?! You better be passed out and not dead?!?!

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games: 15

nothing special with this one, just wanted to draw Candice in a dramatic pose. Nearing the end of her story and wanted to draw something nice of her.

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games: 14

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games: 

Downside 14: Crawling through vents, a time honored video game tradition, is made incredibly difficult.

Can-Do Candice:” Get me down Sam, hurry!!!”

Sam Sam:”Okay, but can you at least explain how you got stuck in there… I mean, going in or out, both make no sens--

Can-Do Candice:” I’ll explain later!!! Just hurry and get some grease or something!!!”

Sam Sam:”okay, okay, let me just a camera real quick.”

Can-Do Candice:”GAWD I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!!”

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games: 13

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games: 

Downside 13: Throwing punches or moving quickly can lead to serious wardrobe malfunctions.

Can-Do Candice:” Stop moving you little--“

Queen Pequenas: “I’m literally just moving slightly side to side cow tits!”


Can-Do Candice:” Take this you --“

*rip*

Queen Pequenas:”And while you’re trying to not look like an idiot, I’m off to do some drugs and have weird, crazy, nasty sex with your prince boyfriend!!! Later NERD!!!!”

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games: 12

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games:

Downside 12: Getting punched in the boob hurts like a MOTHERFU@KER!

Can-Do Candice:” Let’s do this bitch!! I’m taking the prince back and there is nothi-- FU@K!!!!!!”

Queen Pequenas: “Sorry Cow-Tits, But your prince is in another castle!!! Good luck finding him!!! Im off NERD! LATERZ YO!


Can-Do Candice:” I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs Pequenas!!! When I find you again I’m gonna beat the shit out of you!!!”

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games: 11

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games:

Downside 11: Sneaking around corners undetected is an impossibility

Can-Do Candice:” Almost there… Almost…Almost…”



Corgi Guard: “The Fuck is that?

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games: 10

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games:

Downside 10: Climbing up ledges with 90 degree angles is next to impossible.

Can-Do Candice:” AAARRRGGGHHH





Dammit….”

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games: 9

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games:

Downside 9: Cute power ups and clothes are almost never made in your size.

Can-Do Candice:” Aww man Sam Sam, this shirt is awful, and it makes me look fat. Don’t you have anything cuter?”

Sam Sam: “That’s the only thing that would fit you”

Can-Do Candice: “What does it do? Does it at least do something cool?”



Sam Sam: “It keeps you warm and decent in public.”

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games: 8

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games:

Downside 8: Power ups are almost never in your size.

Can-Do Candice:”Hey Sam Sam, that bitch Queen Pequenas kidnaped Prince Cuer-- Ohhh whats this?”

Sam Sam: “It’s a fire power up shirt, we just got it i--“

Can-Do Candice: “Perfect!!!! Hold my shirt Sammy, with this bad boy I’ll be sure to burn that C*nt something fier--“

Sam Sam: “Candice calm down, that’s just a men’s XXL it won’t fit over your ti--“

*RRRRRRRIIIIIIPPPPP*

Can-Do Candice: “…”

Sam Sam:”…”

Can-Do Candice: “…”

Sam Sam:”…”

Can-Do Candice: “…”

Sam Sam:”You’re paying for that…and it wasent cheap”



Can-Do Candice: “Dammit”

Can-Do Candice 13

meet Sam Sam, local power-up vendor, Go-Kart enthusiast, and best friend of our hero Can-Do Candice,

for  self project is "the Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games"

A job logo design

Design i did for a friend, just a break from the usual stuff

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games: 7

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games:

Downside 7: Diving underwater for treasures or hidden items is made next to impossible due to “buoyancy” issues

Can-Do Candice: “*glup* Almost to the isl--*glup* Just have to avoid any of her minions an-- *gulp* and find another bigger warp pipe. Just a little bit more…”

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games: 6

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games:

Downside 6: A simple wardrobe malfunction can cause an easy jump to be a blind one.



Can-Do Candice: Whoop!

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games: 5

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games:

Downside 5: Even small falls and trips can lead to serious injuries due to the extra weight.





Can-Do Candice: “F#*k Queen Pequenas and her damn corgi minions, just magically appearing out of nowhere and shit! Gotta try an save my damn boyfriend *mumble mumble* better get the best damn head of my life is all I’m saying, swear I’m gonna *mumble* Punch that bitch in the damn c#nt *mumble*

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games: 4

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games:

Downside 4: Seeing things below your waist is next to impossible.



Can-Do Candice: “How am I gonna get to Queen Pequenas’ castle now? It’s like a billion miles away and she has her minions everywhere, maybe if I cross the fire lands and jump to--“

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games: 3

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games:


Downside 3: Being Slut shamed by NPCs






Can-Do Candice:” Hey, hey!! Please help, im stuck in this warp pipe, if you could jus--


Child NPC: “Mommy, I think that lady needs help…”


Adult NPC:” Don’t look honey, we all know people like her only want attention from men, let’s go”






Can-Do Candice: “Please, come on, wait I know you can hear me, com--













Dammit…”

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games:2

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games:


Downside 2: You can’t fit in narrow openings or small areas.






Can-Do Candice: “I’ll just take this warp pipe to get to Queen Pequenas’ Castle ahead of her, she’ll nev--


The hell?!?!


This pipe wasn’t so small a few years ago, uggghh--


Come on…






Dammit…






I’m stuck”

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games: 1

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games: 1



Downside 1: Running long distances without a bra is next to impossible.



Queen Pequenas: "Op! OP! OP! Guess you dont want your boyfriend, this bag of money, and sack of legal narcotics."

Can-Do Candice: "You know damn well i want those!! *gasp* I just can't *gasp* With you in th-- *Gasp* When I get my hands on *gasp*, im gonna beat the SHIT out of you Pequenas!!!"

Queen Pequenas: "Guess ill just take 'em all home and have really hawt sweaty sex with all of them. CYA COW-TITS!!!"

the Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games: Prologue

prologue

 Prince Cuerpo: "This picnic was great Candice, thanks. Guess i'll get back to signing treaties and workin-- the hell is that?"

Can-Do Candice 4

meet some Queen Pequeñas' minions of evil, PURE EVIL!!... for next self project is "the Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games"

Can-Do Candice 3: Prince Cuerpo

meet Prince Cuerpo, True love of Can-Do Candice and damsel in distress for next self project  "the Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games"

Can-Do Candice 2: Queen Pequeñas

meet Queen Pequeñas, arch-nemisis of our hero Can-Do Candice...

for next self project is "the Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games"

Can-Do Candice! 1

"she can do anything...If her chest didnt get in the way..."

next self project is "the Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games"

Journal 54

Today a local branch of private business “Ididian industries” had their planned ceremony honoring the fallen during last week’s chemical disaster. Damages are currently estimated to be in the billions and loss of life was estimated to be at least 500 people.

When asked for a statement regarding why so many people were there at one time to begin with, the head of Ididian could not be reached. However his son Thomas Ididian, gave a press statement to our editor explaining that the company was trying to restructure my reorganizing its personnel.

In the statement Thomas Ididian explains that the families of each of the deceased would be graciously compensated and all children of the fallen, and will be automatically entered into the prestigious “Ididian Scholarship foundation”. When asked about raw numbers, Thomas Ididian went on record as saying “While I can’t go into that here, just trust that the families and loved ones of will be generously compensated as a sign of good faith by our founder and company. Considering all employees had to sign a “life weaver” agreement, we feel this charity to be more than efficient.”

As known to many here, when the mysterious Ididian Co. opened its doors here, it was met with heavy criticisms of their extremely worded NDAs, however since opening its doors has brought an estimated 2,000 jobs to the area and also heavily lower taxes.

The ceremony was held at “Ididian presents Johnson Football stadium” where the families of those lost were seated in the lower seats. The names of all 498 known dead, and a moment of silence for those still missing.

Near the conclusion of the ceremony a large drawing of a girl was brought out, it was explained that the girl, a one Caitlyn Josie Lechaim a.k.a. “C.J.” to her friends, gave her life to save countless more during the chemical disaster. Thomas explained that C.J. would be remembered for her hard work and bravery by framed prints of these drawings placed in every Ididian building with the quote “No piece, too small in the puzzle”

The Purple Heart for bravery, along with a framed copy of the original drawing, was given by a one Captain C. Montgomery Maul to the Mother and brother of C.J. They both declined a comment.

The last to speak was the artist of the piece, Emily Foure, whom took the podium to speak, merely saying

“See ya soon C.J.”

When asked later to clarify her statement, she declined comment.