Sunday, April 16, 2017

The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games: 8



The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games:

Downside 8: Power ups are almost never in your size.

Can-Do Candice:”Hey Sam Sam, that bitch Queen Pequenas kidnaped Prince Cuer-- Ohhh whats this?”

Sam Sam: “It’s a fire power up shirt, we just got it i--“

Can-Do Candice: “Perfect!!!! Hold my shirt Sammy, with this bad boy I’ll be sure to burn that C*nt something fier--“

Sam Sam: “Candice calm down, that’s just a men’s XXL it won’t fit over your ti--“

*RRRRRRRIIIIIIPPPPP*

Can-Do Candice: “…”

Sam Sam:”…”

Can-Do Candice: “…”

Sam Sam:”…”

Can-Do Candice: “…”

Sam Sam:”You’re paying for that…and it wasent cheap”



Can-Do Candice: “Dammit”

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