The Realistic down sides of having big boobs in video games:
Downside 13: Throwing punches or moving quickly can lead to serious wardrobe malfunctions.
Can-Do Candice:” Stop moving you little--“
Queen Pequenas: “I’m literally just moving slightly side to side cow tits!”
Can-Do Candice:” Take this you --“
Queen Pequenas:”And while you’re trying to not look like an idiot, I’m off to do some drugs and have weird, crazy, nasty sex with your prince boyfriend!!! Later NERD!!!!”