Journal 41

Ididian Incident report form:

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The following report is for incident # 8542, hereby known as “No Zero days”

Since Ididian 7 lost all power during this time no security footage could be found, so we will be having our onsite artist depict the events to hopefully show a clearer time line of what transpired.

Survivor 6

Interviewer: Please state your occupation.

Survivor 6: That information is classified, sir.

I: excuse me, ma’am?

S6: Classified, sir.

I: okay… Officer, for the purposes of this investigation I have a clearance level Alpha 2, you can tell me this information.

S6: I was briefed by an Alpha 1 clearence, sir. With orders to quote, “Not tell you shit”, sir.

I:Alpha 1?... That’s… You were briefed by the head of Ididian!?! Mr.[redacted]?!?!

S6: I can neither confirm nor deny that information, sir.

I: okay, for the record, your files show you as a member of Ididian’s Strike elite Team, I.s.e.T. Your name is… [Interviewer pauses] all your personal info is blacked out… your I.s.e.T. codename is… “Ms. Hammerhead”?  You have an abnormality of… “Retrocognitive Telepathy”? Can you please elaborate on that?

S6: I can neither confirm nor deny any of that information, sir.

I: your unit was sent in an undisclosed time after “No Zero days” began, how big a unit did you go in with?

S6: That information is, to quote Mr.[redacted], “none of your damn business, and to eat a bag of dicks” sir.

I: So you admit you had contact with Mr.[redacted]

S6: I can neither confirm nor deny that information, sir.

I: [interviewer makes audible sigh] okay, okay, then can you at least tell me why does your file have this artist rendering of Big Sister #1, along with a “mission briefing” that is, and I want this on the record, COMPLETELY BLACKED OUT!?! [Interviewer throws several papers at SRC agent aka Ms. Hammerhead]

S6: I was briefed with orders to quote, “Not tell you shit”, sir.

I:Who called you in?

S6: Classified, sir.

I:How long were you there?

S6: Classified, sir.

I: Did you at any point come into contact with First Lieutenant C. Montgomery Maul?

S6: Classified, sir.

I: Is your name not, Samantha Hurt?

S6: … That is information you are not cleared to have, how do you ha--

I: Tut, tut, tut, you’re not the only one privy to classified information Ms. Hammerhea--, opps, im sorry, I meant Ms. Hurt.

S6: …

I: Now, what can you tell me about your team and their mission into Ididian 7 during the event known as “No Zero days”?

S6: …

I: well?!?!

S6: That information is, to quote Ms. Hurt, “none of your damn business, and to eat a bag of dicks” sir.

I: This interview is over, you are relived officer…

“No Zero day” death count is estimated to be 193 and 39 Contained at this point.