Ididian Incident report form:
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The following report is for incident # 8542, hereby known as “No Zero days”
Since Ididian 7 lost all power during this time no security footage could be found, so we will be having our onsite artist depict the events to hopefully show a clearer time line of what transpired.
Interviewer: Please state your occupat--
Survivor 11: WHO THE [redacted] CARES!?!?! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!???
I: um, this is for the recor--
S11: NO, YOU SHUT THE [redacted] UP!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT THING CHASING MAUL?
I: You saw First lieutenant C. Montgomery Maul? What was he do--
S11: WHAT!? WHAT?! DAMN THING BLEW UP HALF THE ROOF CHASING HIM!!! HOW DID YOU NOT [redacted] SEE HIM, OR IT?!
I: there was extensive damage to the building’s rooftop, we noticed. Are you saying it was caused by Maul and this contained?
S11: THE [redacted] YOU TALKING BOUT!??!! THAT THING WASENT ANY CONTAINED HOUSED IN IDIDIAN 7 YOU [redacted] IDIOT!!!!
I: with all due respect how would yo--
S11: YOU LITTLE SH-[redacted] [redacted] [redacted] IM THE GODDAMN HEAD OF HIGH LEVEL SECURITY!!! ALPHA 9 CLEARENCE!!!
I: I know sir; I just need you to ca--
S11: I KNOW ALL THE CONTAINED IN THAT BUILDING, THAT WAS NOT ONE OF OURS!!!!!WHY THE HELL WAS IT CHASING MAUL THROUGH OUR SAFE ROOM, IT KILLED EVERYONE!!!! CHASING HIM FOR A GOD DAMN PEN AND PAPER!!!
I: I’m sorry wait, slow down, what was he cha--
S11: ALL MY FRIENDS [redacted] CRUSHED AND DEVORED, I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY!! WHY!! WHY!!
BILLY, HAROLD, IM SO SORRY I CO--
[survivor 11 stands up knocking over interview table]
I: Get security in here, sedate him, hurry!
S11: SHE JUST KEPT SCREAMING, SCREAMING!!!!!!!
I: Hurry up, pin him down, something is wrong with him; don’t hurt him, get him to--
[Survivor 11 pushes one of the SRC agents into the interviewer, a second SRC agent sedates him from behind]
S11: GOD!! OVER AND OVER!!!
“No Zero day” death count is estimated to be 451and 157 Contained at this point.
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